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You know you're Hungarian when...
3. When feeding your guests is your main priority even if they claim they’re not hungry and in which case you get slightly offended/upset that they don’t want your hospitality.
5. When Paprika is just as important as salt & pepper on the table & in food.
6. When you know what Unikum is and prefer it over Jagrmeister.
8. When you tell someone that you are Hungarian, they ask “Are you hungry?” Then you congratulate them on being the millionth person to say that to you.
10. When you have at least one relative who’s named Attila. Or József. Or János. Or László. Or István.
13. When meeting another Hungarian in a country outside of Hungary is amazing.
19. When you do not speak with your mouth full.
25. When catching a bus an old lady with lots of heavy bags runs by you and reaches the bus first, then sits down panting and complaining how old she is and how the stuff is heavy and young people are not well educated, etc.
27. When you can swear for 5 minutes straight, with one breath, not using the same word, ever.
52. When you have a nameday and no one foreign understands what that is good for.
54. When you use fruit to make soup.
76. When you tell everyone that Lugosi Béla is from Hungary, more so, the real Dracula himself was Hungarian, and anyway, Hollywood majorly was created by Hungarians.
81. When you can make astonishingly delicious dishes without spending more than 3 euros (krumplis tészta, káposztás tészta, túrós tészta).
89. WHEN YOU KNOW THAT HUNGARY’S POLITICIANS ARE OUT FOR THEMSELVES, LINING THEIR POCKETS, AND MESSING UP THE COUNTRY.
93. When you laugh at Americans who think paying $3.00/gallon for gas is a lot.
102. When you don’t use measuring cups when cooking.
118. When you smuggle salami back from Hungary.
143. When you are eating something that looks like a plate full of puke, and you call it “Lecsó”. But it tastes amazing!
150. When you blame everything on the Communists.
164. When you have to explain the difference between the Hungarian flag and the Italian one.
184. When you grow your own “erős paprika” in your backyard to guarantee the hotness.
195. When you’re a kid and tell your mom or dad you’re hungry and they spread lard on a piece of bread with sliced radishes and sprinkle it with paprika.
200. You know you’re Hungarian when you eat everything off your plate (if you’re female) and your non-Hungarian guy friends look at you as if you are a weirdo, or a cousin of Xena: Warrior Princess or Attila the Hun, ready to do battle. You think, “I’m not letting my tasty food go to waste, especially if I’m paying for it,” or “I love to eat and I’m not afraid of food.”
213. When you cringe at hearing Hungarian words being butchered by non-Hungarian speakers.
223. When you have to pay to use the bathroom at public places. (LOL MISKOLC)
224. When Unikum cures everything! Even upset tummys in children. “One glass won’t hurt, it’s good for you. Drink it!!”
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Roygbiv- Boards of Canada
“Are they Canadian?”
“No, actually they’re from Scotland.”
From the same folk who created the theme music in Salad Fingers, but less creepy.
(via reactorr)
Google offices.
“Each floor hosts private cabin areas where employees (Zooglers) can attend to personal affairs.”
kiiiid i need to take you out. legit date. bomb ass food, tight ass movie, crazy ass k104 dance party mix bumpin on the monsoon stereo.”
